Photo
coolator:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

it’s none of your business

coolator:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

it’s none of your business

(via saiyan1997)

Source: madeupmonkeyshit
Text

itsajensenthing:

Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop

and then randomly pause it

and next you know you’re on tumblr

and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode

(via wankbankofamerica)

Source: itsajensenthing
Photo Set
Photo Set

crowcrow:

this happy goat is making me feel so happy about everything

(via mybrotherstealsmytampons)

Source: jeffephotography
Text

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via cryoboyfriends)

Source: life-at-taco-bell
Photo Set
Text

sorryforsmartlyblogging:

merry-i-am:

salma:

why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse

hurricane muhammad

hurricane shaniqua 

hurricane nguyen 

because white people destroy everything.

image 

(via powerpuffthugs)

Source: salma
Photo Set
Photo
Photo
Text

bahtmun:

emergeddivergent:

falloutgal:

gallifrey-feels:

jawnthetimelord:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

when else should you start school????

in JANUARY

like a REGULAR HUMAN

WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

Hogwarts starts in September

There you go.

(via later-tots)

Source: incendiarism
Photo Set

twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

(via madness-is-not-an-illness)

Source: iraffiruse
Text

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Source: actuates
Photo Set
Text

condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

image

(via later-tots)

Source: condommodel